Coming soon to a prison near you....

Ah Malvado always provides us with great images to laugh at!

Real Life Super Hero Bee Sting in Real Life Super Hero Jail.

Hmmm reminds me of something funny... oh wait it does not!!!  It's an established member of the RLSH sub culture Bee Sting (pictured on the left... not the dwarf) brandishing a fire arm to impose his self appointed vigilante justice on what he deems is wrong in the world.


http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2012/04/burton_police_arrest_michigan.html

Ripped out of the movie Super we have our hero going after a major criminal element... a noise violation.  Yes this is a clear cut case of official law enforcement failing society.. this is why we need the RLSH!  Here is a rough break down of dialog I made up... 

Bee Sting: Citizen your creating a noise violation in sector seven.  Please comply. 
Motorcyclist: WTF? 
Bee Sting: Citizen you are still creating a noise violation in sector seven.  You have 10 seconds to comply. 
Motorcyclist: Are you high?
Bee Sting: I am the Night!

At this point our "hero" pulls out the best item in his gadget belt... a shot gun!  

This is always the fun part in these stories..... when you become a hero you will always believe your back story.  This is your calling in life.. you ARE the character you created.  The star in your own story... you are infallible.. you answer to no one but sweet sweet lady justice.

Our lawbreaker Mr. Motorcycle (I am sure will soon be in the upper echelon of the villain sphere) disarms our hero with the firearm discharging and proceeds to give a little bit of street justice (that is called self defense in court).  Our inefficient police force while I am sure lazing around at the local juice hole, decided to investigate gun play and comes upon I am sure what was the greatest mealy in the history of Heroism ever. 


Are we learning.... no?   Well here is a quote from Mr. Bee Sting himself from just days before his arrest:


"I have corresponded with several people who have characterized themselves as "villains". After we got down to the basics, we had the same mindset. I have an inner cynicism I choose to fight with, just like everyone else who is labelled a "hero", and they had a cynicism they chose to be characterized by.
No, not everything is black or white, but grays, or pale shades, does nothing to tell people what you stand for. To me, "hero" or "villain" is a choice, and many of the people who have sadly opted for the "villain" name do so out of their own negative SELF-image. Others have opted for the name because they happen to see the illegal nature of being a "vigilante" as the only means of fighting evil. That is another aspect that "heroes" deal with - stopping themselves from ending a problem as quickly as finitely as it can be ended. It is a conversation I have with my team on a daily basis.

I am characterized by my ideals and my actions, both of which I make clear to anyone who looks."


Yes Bee Sting, you have made your "heroic ideals and actions" very clear to everyone. 

This is the misguided world the RLSH lives in... and I am proud to call myself a "villain".  

-PK

Rock music video "The Flush" with Captain Ozone

I love kicking it old school....

Phoenix Jones is Cowardly Even by RLSH Standards

Courtesy of Malvado Soundvandal

The Return of Bible-Man!!!

RLSH Phoenix Jones wants his BLEEP Back.

And what strange voodoo is this? An official release video and they bleep out the word "pepper spray" several times? Jeez guys.... your his handlers just give him a bloody script to read next time!

Dashing gadabout Malvado had the following to say on the subject:

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Benjamin Fodor and Summer Dawn furthering propagating the Jones name.

As for the beeping? That's his handlers removing the phrase "pepper spray" from the video. Wouldn't want hopeful investors and advertisers to get the wrong impression.

People are suppose to think this idiot learned his lesson about violence? Seeing as this is false, I guess censoring his stupidity is the next best thing the folks over at good ole Camp Tangen can do.

This is the reason reality shows exist. Because people are apparently by-in-large dumb enough to believe this kind of crap and continue to support and hoist this kind of garbage onto the pedestal.

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Please note R.O.A.C.H. high command made an edit to the above issued statement and changed "shithead and his slut girlfriend" to "garbage". This is how good editing should be done.

RLSH Phoenix Jones Cheats Justice

By CASEY MCNERTHNEY, SEATTLEPI.COM STAFF

Seattle’s self-proclaimed “superhero” Phoenix Jones won't face charges with misdemeanor assault for a pepper spray incident last month near the Alaskan Way Viaduct because of "proof problems," City Attorney Pete Holmes said Wednesay.

"However, Mr. Fodor is no hero," Holmes said in a statement, "just a deeply misguided individual.

"He has been warned that his actions put himself in danger, and this latest episode demonstrates that innocent bystanders can also be harmed."

Phoenix Jones, whose real name is Benjamin Fodor, was arrested Oct. 9 after interjecting himself into a group of people and pepper spraying several people. Fodor, 23, was jailed and released the same day on bond. When no charges were immediately filed, he said he would “continue to patrol.”

The City Attorney’s Office had the option to file charges, but announced charges would not be filed after the case was reviewed. Fodor previously told reporters he was trying to stop as assault.

Holmes staff spoke with two of the four alleged victims. But attempts to identify and interview two men who ran from the scene were unsuccessful. Based on the information available, Holmes said it's unlikely a jury would find beyond a reasonable doubt that Fodor committed a crime.

State law allows a person to use force when coming to the aid of someone that he or she reasonably believes is about to be injured.

But Holmes said in the future he will "ask our Legislature to prohibit individuals from carrying the large quantity of pepper spray employed by Mr. Fodor — far more than can be justified solely for self-defense purposes."

He also urged Fodor to consult legal counsel regarding his own potential personal civil liability "if he persists with his vigilante alter ego." Holmes said the state's Good Samaritan statutes are designed to protect individuals who happen upon — rather than actively seek out — opportunities to render assistance to others, without expectation of compensation.

"These laws are not designed to protect a branded, costumed character, his roving video crew, or their copyrighted videos from the reach of tort plaintiffs," Holmes said.

When speaking to reporters last month as Phoenix Jones, Fodor told reporters he was breaking up a fight and claimed he was the real victim of the incident. Fodor and his supporters have claimed police didn’t follow protocol.

Police say Fodor barged into the situation – something they say he's done in several other cases - and assaulted the women and men with the pepper spray.

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Still going to call this one a pseudo victory as Jones is now publicly tagged as a misguided vigilante. Only a matter of time now before a civil suit pops up.