YOUR FIRST TRUE EXERCISE IN VILLAINY!!!

Well ladies and gentlemen it is time for a true mission. You've all been doing a terrific job. You've been scouting out Heroes, you've been joining up, you've been showing up on youTube, and I applaud you for all of that. But while we are going after the heroes of the world, and trying to take over the planet, we need to have the occasional act of general villainy. So, I came up with this. We are going to get Dollhouse cancelled.

After various "save our show" campaigns have come and gone, the end product is usually failure. So after The Sarah Connor Chronicles was axed I figured there would be some lame attempt at saving it. Forget that. I decided, let's use our numbers and our power to not save something, but destroy it as is befitting of a villainous organization.

So, what to destroy!? It's oh so tempting to go after some darling of the masses like Grey's Anatomy, or CSI, but that would be predictable and boring, and honestly a waste of time. Let's go after something that is admired, and thought of to be well done, and quite frankly... doable. So, what could be more fitting as a response to Sarah Connor then to get FOX & Joss Whedon's Dollhouse OFF THE AIR!!!

You heard me right ROACHes. I figure many of you are Whedonites and Browncoats, so the time comes to show your true colors! Will you back this phoney Hollywood showman, or ME, THE POTENTATE, who gives you shelter and food and guidance and only asks for your allegiance or your life!

I don't care how it gets done, feel free to discuss here or on Facebook. May I suggest a couple ideas though.

Idea the First: Send boxes of ALPHA-bits to the Fox HQ with a note "Cancel this show or we will carve Alan Tudyk into a million little bits!"

2: Convince Fox News that Joss Whedon is a terrorist and let them do all the work. Hell, you probably don't even need to say terrorist, how about just plain Un-American.

3: With its plots of replacing people's identities, the show Dollhouse is trying to sell our children on the idea that the human soul is not unique and can be replicated at will. This is clearly a message to the youth of America that Cloning and Abortion is right and should be promoted. Whedon calls himself a Humanist for crying out loud. If people can try and ban Harry Potter, this will be shooting fish in a barrel.

But there are so many more doors open to us. Let's discuss this, come up with a plan of attack, and get this show off the air by next fall!! I know this may hurt a bit, but understand... it's supposed to.

NOW DON'T FAIL ME!!!

-The Potentate